I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff
At this point it might be the wisest decision
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
But but 🌈
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 months ago
The Bible says that the time of Jesus’ return will be like the time of Noah when everything was shit. But instead of flooding it, the next time will be destruction by fire. The rainbow was just a promise not to flood it all again. But it gets better after that! That’s my paraphrase version.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
With all due respect thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard today
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Emotionally-accurate Jesus.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
He promised he wouldn’t do it again.
He said he would end it in fire.
So global warming is God’s plan. The prick.
theneverfox@pawb.social 4 months ago
Hold up, there’s lots of really big volcanoes around. Coincidentally, if a big one went off it might fix global warming too
Or we could have a super Cardigan event, which would basically light all of human civilization on fire at once
Let him cook.
m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
We’re going to flood it again but rather than Noah, who was “a good man in his generation”, only the rich and their loyalest pawns will be the able to afford to live above the waterline.
rafoix@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Calm down Peter Thiel.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I love this one
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Instead of Jesus, send the other guy, he might have a better go of it.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Brian?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think that’s our current iteration
Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s supposed to be fire this time