Maybe "CAESAR STABBED IN BACK BY BRUTUS AND CASSIUS" was just a metaphorical clickbait headline, and the actual event was a minor policy dispute instead of a literal assassination.

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “CAESAR SLAMMED BY SENATE OPPOSITION”

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Might have been an epic rap battle for all we know.

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OMG! Turns out all my friends are backstabbing bitches. I’m literally ded right now!

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If thats the case then history books are going to rremember Ben Shapiro as a prolific murderer who stalked college campuses and slayed students in ritualistic spectator events

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Charlie Kirk was a real bleeding heart then, a holey man, always putting his neck in the line of fire.

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He was also pro-slavery, but only for smart women. Many times, it was reported he owned women with facts and logic. Why he only wanted women with those qualities is unknown.

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• Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m picturing the John McCain thumbs down event.

  “Oh my god, Even Brutus! What a stab in the back and he just dropped the dagger!”

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just a prank, bro, the camera canvas is right there!

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Peaceful protest.

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that’s what a dirty typical uncivilized Brutus and Cassius supporter would say

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