It's a metaphor

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife waiting for the cum to dry so she can wash her face:

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• Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Try cleaning dried chinchilla cum, then get back to me…

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s really not

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dave Barry published a premise similar to this in his Guide to Guys.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have no idea why I read that as a Drew Barrymore book and I got excited. 😆

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know much about her, except that she very much interested me when I was in puberty and that she was abused in a manner similar to Britney Spears. Is she an author? If so, good for her.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use cold water, not warm or hot.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get yourself a kill sex room.

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• Fandangalo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not if it’s swallowed.

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• nope@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, if you pick it up before it dries…

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• waterore@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the Buddha actually said is “there is no cum”

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s like trying to clean wallpaper paste

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