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• Zacryon@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told thefe was a cyst in it.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Can’t. It’s radioactive.”

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re just making me hungrier dude

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  puts my special hat on

  I am a potato wrapped in foil!

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tin foil hat and space blanket.

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• SternburgExport@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too

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• the_itsb@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.

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• FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

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• Adeptfuckup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.

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