We are not the same

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t shit on company time without the power of public pooping

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked

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• TheGoldenV@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s always good to establish dominance inside the stall.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper

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  • Baizey@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And outside

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s mostly because of the paper.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You guys get paper?

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    • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unfortunately.

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I’ve gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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• NewDark@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Public restrooms don’t have a bidet. It’s the worst.

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  • Spawn7586@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unless you are in japan

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• bricked@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To pee or not to pee

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah… You’re the reason I don’t use public bathrooms. Nasty ass mutha…

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And when two powershitters are present…

  Battleshits.

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  • RaoulDuke@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You sunk my battleshit!

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some people power shit…

  Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You: using a public toilet

  Me: power shitting my pants

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  • Canconda@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever power shit without it being an emergency.

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