Slow ass apocalypse

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That line break is unfortunate.

  I’ve had many an “ass apocalypse” in slow time after a dodgy kebab.

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The “ass apocalypse” was caused by that unnaturally large butt plug in the picture.

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    any of them Slow?

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      many

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ass Apocalypse

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can have it

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  fr just kill me already

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The ancient Mayan calendar was right about 2012, its just a slower process than we thought.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A Boomer family member that voted for this shitshow told me the other day I was right that my version of societal collapse, a slow crumbling as everything falls apart, was what was happening.

  I meant like over 30 years. I’d hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like

    Isn’t that just Trump? Without him it would take decades to get where we are. He did like 5 years of acceleration in his first term and has done another 20 in only his first year of the second.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Basically, yeah. That was my math as well. The irony was thick.

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• BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can someone just drop a massive bomb on my head already

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t be greedy and use a massive bomb all for yourself, invite us to stand next to you.

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With arms wide open

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The apocalypse will be quick. We’re in the build-up right now.

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