Seen in Venice, Italy
Ass Apocalypse
Submitted 2 days ago by thermal_shock@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eef7d90c-8f9a-4c78-9109-6165d4bd7607.jpeg
Seen in Venice, Italy
You can have it
fr just kill me already
The ancient Mayan calendar was right about 2012, its just a slower process than we thought.
A Boomer family member that voted for this shitshow told me the other day I was right that my version of societal collapse, a slow crumbling as everything falls apart, was what was happening.
I meant like over 30 years. I’d hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like
hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like
Isn’t that just Trump? Without him it would take decades to get where we are. He did like 5 years of acceleration in his first term and has done another 20 in only his first year of the second.
Basically, yeah. That was my math as well. The irony was thick.
Can someone just drop a massive bomb on my head already
Don’t be greedy and use a massive bomb all for yourself, invite us to stand next to you.
With arms wide open
The apocalypse will be quick. We’re in the build-up right now.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 days ago
That line break is unfortunate.
I’ve had many an “ass apocalypse” in slow time after a dodgy kebab.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Image
binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The “ass apocalypse” was caused by that unnaturally large butt plug in the picture.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 days ago
any of them Slow?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 days ago
many