Look, I’m a dick-stealing gnome and you gotta understand we’re just trying to make a living. My cousin was cast in the new Snow White movie and then they replaced him with CG. We wouldn’t be out here stealing your dicks if the gnome job market returned to normal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with Lrrr of Planet Omicron Persei-8 who’s looking to buy some errrr “human horn”
concert
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mechaguana@programming.dev 21 hours ago
That movie was such a travesty, they filmed that movie in the dwarven capital AND USED GNOMES AS A PERSONAL FUCK YOU TOWARDS THE PROUD UNIONIZED DWARVES
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I think even with inflation 5 was still cheap
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
It’s about $42 just from inflation not accounting for decreased spending power with many prices increasing faster than inflation itself.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Goddamn nob-gnomes ruining concerts for everyone. I mean Ticketmaster. The penis-gnomes can stay.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I dunno. I was at an after hours once and it was packed, good vibes, the do was crushing it, and then out of nowhere a swarm of penis gnomes burst in. They must have snatched 200 dicks. I barely got out of there with my dick. So many people weren’t so lucky. Penis gnomes are a menace.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Aren’t we all there to hear the music and bounce around?
Rock, DJ’s, who cares what your jam is.
Bounce around baby!
proper@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tell me more about this laptop
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Maybe it’s this one?
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
Ah yes, “you must sign in to view this post”
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
‘member when raves were about dancing and not about looking at a dude playing DJ Hero. It’s so weird to go to a club and just see people all look in the same direction.
varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
The 5$ to 100$ increase is just inflation and increased productivity values. No one cares that wages didn’t follow that trend.
Also: for as long as there are enough people willing to pay the 100$, this will not change.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 minutes ago
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Iirc ticket services helped it a lot. Having a sizeable market share they were able to rise them accross all events and venues.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
Didn’t Deadmau5 get too drunk recently to even fake a show at his laptop?