Holy moly

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neat. But can you steal the cars?

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hope so. That would be grand!

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You gotta work 40 in-game hours a week to save for a piece of shit rust bucket, then work up from there. The realism is next-level!

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hopefully not would hate for entertainment to promote immoral activities?

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• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Big if true

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  By now I’m so jaded with modern video games that I expect it to be a barely functional reset release and fall into the same old pattern of over-promise and under-deliver. People who think it will be as good as GTA 5 after more than 12 years of updates are deluding themselves. I stopped playing GTA 5 online when they introduced microtransactions, the instant you could buy money in the game with real money, I dropped it harder than Donald Trump was dropped on the head as a baby.

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  • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It will be as “good” as GTA 5 and RDR2. Completely linear entertainment with pretty graphics designed for the widest possible audience. I expect the same slow progression as 5, where you unlock clothing stores after completing like 25% of the game. I also expect a kernel level anticheat and an online mode that does everything they seem to criticize in GTA 5’s plot. Oh, and remove any remaining non-linearity, god forbid the player veers off by a centimeter from the scripted route.

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• Spinoza@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  spoiler

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the “spin around” maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of “hack”.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hon-E the children are memeing letters again!

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  El gran robo de coches sexto

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ive watched better call Saul and breaking bad, so I bet I can translate this:

    The masculine grandma robbed the sex couch

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    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thats still a much better love story than Twilight and its also how JD Vance got married.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The great robot teaches sex

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• pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  source?

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• Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh noo… Then all these time in GTA 5, we’ve been driving convertibles then…? Who would have thought… 💭

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• eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “This is so retro, where is my Tesla?”

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Great, another non-political franchise going woke.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I bet it will include female npc drivers as well.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Barrio Logan in San Diego!

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t want this.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Big step forward in gaming if true

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