Submitted 3 weeks ago by wulrus@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Yes, we need the customer to have a more engaging experience with our product. It is too fast right now. Also find a way to integrate social media into the process, our studies show that most people like social media.
…how I imagine the prototype meeting must have gone.
Why y’all buying smart appliances? I thought we learned this lesson with grills and fridges.
Hold that though, my smart underpants are telling me I have a notification.
“You have an abnormality in you testicles.”
Me-“but I don’t have those…”
my smart underpants can deliver an electric shock to make me bust then count my sperm
I’m sorry, how many recipes do you need for air frying food? It controls temps and time. What other variable is there to warrant app connectivity?
whether the convection fan is on or off i guess
It’s an air fryer, it’s always on. Otherwise that’s just a toaster oven.
This gets more and more relevant every day
Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow
Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry, what? May I ask what model so I can avoid it forever please?
wulrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
PHILIPS HD9880/90 Airfryer Combi XXL. I can select a recipe in the app and send it, so the settings are perfect for that.
But the downside is that it goes off like a smoke detector and blocks all controls and display until I rate the recipe or select “skip”, on the air fryer display.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Man, it amazes me how much worse smart devices are compared to the “basic” version. I have to press buttons on my air fryer to get it going, but it only ever tells at me to put food in and turn it before telling me to eat it.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck everything about that.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
lol fuck thag noise, literally.
Unsolder the piezo.
Pro tip: Since it obviously has wifi or something, it has an FCC id printed somewhere (probably next to the model/serial number).
Search the fccid.io website for that number and there’ll be photos of its insides which can help you figure out how to open it, know where the piezo is likely to be, and neuter that loud fucker.
I’ve done a kettle that would beep 80ish dBA everytime it started, it was done, or when you put it back in the base.
Obviously, unplug it from mains before opening. Insert all applicable disclaimers about not burning down your house or maiming yourself.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
No, the true downside is when they stop supporting the app or turn off the servers and it becomes a heavy piece of e-waste…
Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thanks for sharing, that’s wild
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
The settings are that complicated? It’s an air fryer, just temp and time
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My rule for appliances is that if it has recipes, it can directly fuck off.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yikes