my smart hot air fryer, every single time

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why y’all buying smart appliances? I thought we learned this lesson with grills and fridges.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hold that though, my smart underpants are telling me I have a notification.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “You have an abnormality in you testicles.”

      Me-“but I don’t have those…”

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    • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      my smart underpants can deliver an electric shock to make me bust then count my sperm

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This gets more and more relevant every day
  Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow

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• GetAwayWithThis@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, how many recipes do you need for air frying food? It controls temps and time. What other variable is there to warrant app connectivity?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    whether the convection fan is on or off i guess

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    • kayohtie@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s an air fryer, it’s always on. Otherwise that’s just a toaster oven.

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• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, we need the customer to have a more engaging experience with our product. It is too fast right now. Also find a way to integrate social media into the process, our studies show that most people like social media.

  …how I imagine the prototype meeting must have gone.

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• Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, what? May I ask what model so I can avoid it forever please?

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  • wulrus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PHILIPS HD9880/90 Airfryer Combi XXL. I can select a recipe in the app and send it, so the settings are perfect for that.

    But the downside is that it goes off like a smoke detector and blocks all controls and display until I rate the recipe or select “skip”, on the air fryer display.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My rule for appliances is that if it has recipes, it can directly fuck off.

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The settings are that complicated? It’s an air fryer, just temp and time

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    • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yikes

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck everything about that.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, the true downside is when they stop supporting the app or turn off the servers and it becomes a heavy piece of e-waste…

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    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol fuck thag noise, literally.
      Unsolder the piezo.

      Pro tip: Since it obviously has wifi or something, it has an FCC id printed somewhere (probably next to the model/serial number).
      Search the fccid.io website for that number and there’ll be photos of its insides which can help you figure out how to open it, know where the piezo is likely to be, and neuter that loud fucker.
      I’ve done a kettle that would beep 80ish dBA everytime it started, it was done, or when you put it back in the base.

      Obviously, unplug it from mains before opening. Insert all applicable disclaimers about not burning down your house or maiming yourself.

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    • Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks for sharing, that’s wild

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Man, it amazes me how much worse smart devices are compared to the “basic” version. I have to press buttons on my air fryer to get it going, but it only ever tells at me to put food in and turn it before telling me to eat it.

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