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If the USA ever rewrites their constitution it will likely have embedded ads.
Submitted 3 hours ago by TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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dingus182@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
comes with tiers: basic rights, rights plus, premium rights
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s kinda how it already is:
Minorities White People The 1%
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
We’re sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.
You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I mean… the original versions had a lot of carve outs for states to tie rights and even personhood to land ownership.
Not to mention shit like the Three Fifths Compromise which definitely tied personhood to skin color and the money to say your kids were just tan.
x00z@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Well that’s kind of always the case.
If you don’t pay your taxes you lose some of your rights, in almost any country.
riskable@programming.dev 3 hours ago
It’ll be 90% complete and just end there with a simple statement:
Usage limit reached
Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 hours ago
And starts with "Writing a constitution for your new country is an exciting task! A constitution serves as the foundation of a nation's government, outlining its structure, powers, and limitations, as well as the rights and freedoms of its citizens. Here's a general outline to help you get started:"
(actual local LLM model reply)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 hours ago
The founding fathers intended it to be a living document brought to you by Carl’s Jr - Fuck you I’m eating.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 3 hours ago
The crops crave electrolytes
667@lemmy.radio 3 hours ago
It’s what plants crave.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 hours ago
Can’t rewrite a living document after it dies. It may be time for a new one. Many countries have taken ours as a lesson for what to do, and what not to do (iirc Chile is an example, possibly Peru - memory is fuzzy). Somewhere we forgot it was supposed to change with our needs, thus it may no longer be fit for purpose. If the system collapses, we have infinite possibilities for something new and improved.
0liviuhhhhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Now for the followup question:
Will these ads be in the form of namedropping corporations and products as the “official government sponsor/provider/service” or will it be in the form of an ever-changing constitution that due to its ephemeral nature can only exist digitally and will require a 30-second ad to access?
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
This section about lawful intercept is sponsored by Preparation H
Corelli_III@midwest.social 3 hours ago
bro it already embeds commercialized prison slavery
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
this Constitution was brought to you by CoreCivic and GEO Group