If the USA ever rewrites their constitution it will likely have embedded ads.

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• Corelli_III@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  bro it already embeds commercialized prison slavery

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this Constitution was brought to you by CoreCivic and GEO Group

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• dingus182@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Subscribe Now to get all of your rights.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    comes with tiers: basic rights, rights plus, premium rights

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s kinda how it already is:

      Minorities White People The 1%

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    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also with a mandatory arbitration agreement, the “supreme court” is really just one dude, that that’s that corporate CEO’s brother.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’re sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.

    You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.

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  • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well that’s kind of always the case.

    If you don’t pay your taxes you lose some of your rights, in almost any country.

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  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… the original versions had a lot of carve outs for states to tie rights and even personhood to land ownership.

    Not to mention shit like the Three Fifths Compromise which definitely tied personhood to skin color and the money to say your kids were just tan.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The founding fathers intended it to be a living document brought to you by Carl’s Jr - Fuck you I’m eating.

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  • sunzu2@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The crops crave electrolytes

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    • 667@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s what plants crave.

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’ll be 90% complete and just end there with a simple statement:

  Usage limit reached

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And starts with "Writing a constitution for your new country is an exciting task! A constitution serves as the foundation of a nation's government, outlining its structure, powers, and limitations, as well as the rights and freedoms of its citizens. Here's a general outline to help you get started:"

    (actual local LLM model reply)

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t rewrite a living document after it dies. It may be time for a new one. Many countries have taken ours as a lesson for what to do, and what not to do (iirc Chile is an example, possibly Peru - memory is fuzzy). Somewhere we forgot it was supposed to change with our needs, thus it may no longer be fit for purpose. If the system collapses, we have infinite possibilities for something new and improved.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New one needs more swearing.

    And for fuck’s sake, don’t let political parties dick about with the judiciary, because as soon as you let some asswipe president choose the supreme court, you basically don’t have a judiciary.

    If the president so much as breathes a word in support of violence at the Capitol, put them in fucking jail for the rest of their fucking life. Straight away. We mean it.

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• 0liviuhhhhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now for the followup question:

  Will these ads be in the form of namedropping corporations and products as the “official government sponsor/provider/service” or will it be in the form of an ever-changing constitution that due to its ephemeral nature can only exist digitally and will require a 30-second ad to access?

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• Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “If you are a citizen of Apple, Microsoft, or Google, please contact the respective Corporate Citizenship Office for further information about which, if any, of the following applies to you.”

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please purchase a subscription to rent a license to your constitutional rights.

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• thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait wasn’t there’s movie called Idiocracy that had that?

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The US legal system already has more than enough corporate sponsored laws. The copyright law is not called “Lex Disney” for a joke. And those laws are way more profitable than any ad in a document nobody actually reads could be.

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This section about lawful intercept is sponsored by Preparation H

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• antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah it will just be paywalled and copy protected.

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