People with six fingers can get away with anything, because everyone will assume that any videos of them were AI-generated.
Submitted 2 days ago by AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
ech@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There was a guy who tried something similar. He got the custom number plate “null”, hoping the database would record any entries of his plate as
nullnot“null”so it would not go back to him. Ended up doing the opposite, and he got all the tickets from whenever the cop didn’t record the plate.ech@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
There was a Radiolab podcast about people dealing with that. Sounds rough, hah.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There are actually prosthetics giving an additional (non-functional) finger on each hand. Those are used by criminals so they can claim that video evidence is faked by AI.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
6 finger discount.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Yes, I’m sure Judge would entertain that if the defendant has six fingers.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
“I didn’t do it! That video is fake! Look there’s six fingers on my left hand in that video! It’s obviously phony!”
“But you do have six fingers on your left hand.”
“But the video is still phony, though.”
“Uh-huh…”
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s assuming the video isn’t dismissed as fake before they even look for matching suspects.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Not killing Inigo Montoya’s father though, that one will always catch up to them in the end.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 2 days ago
There needs to be a term for when someone makes the same joke you were going to make, but better.
Chozo@fedia.io 2 days ago
Well that's just inconceivable.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
“I’m not so sure you know what that word means.”
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can see someone watching PB now and saying “what’s up with Count Rugen—couldn’t they hire a real actor?”