I have lots of questions about this, but I think I can answer them all with this one: how high are you?
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Submitted 1 month ago by Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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spongebue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No officer. It’s " Hi. How are you?"
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
lemmy.world/c/crazyideas
remon@ani.social 1 month ago
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thank you.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You’ll be charged with an in-citeful offense.
Such insight!A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 month ago
citable
you mean like, making sense?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As in, we can prove he said all of whatever it is you quote.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Also, why would that attract the sheriff? I’m sure many dress up as Rump.
Because only their dear leader can say those things with impunity.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 1 month ago
I did something like this in 2016 before the election. It was pretty fun, mostly because it wasn't so serious back then. It was pretty fun (although things get really awkward when you kind of want to get a little flirty with someone but are dressed as a certified creep), but I wouldn't do it again, not with what's happened in the meantime.
crandlecan@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Skip the pretalks, just grab them by the pussy 👌👍