I have lots of questions about this, but I think I can answer them all with this one: how high are you?
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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spongebue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No officer. It’s " Hi. How are you?"
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
lemmy.world/c/crazyideas
remon@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thank you.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You’ll be charged with an in-citeful offense.
Such insight!A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
citable
you mean like, making sense?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As in, we can prove he said all of whatever it is you quote.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Also, why would that attract the sheriff? I’m sure many dress up as Rump.
Because only their dear leader can say those things with impunity.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
I did something like this in 2016 before the election. It was pretty fun, mostly because it wasn't so serious back then. It was pretty fun (although things get really awkward when you kind of want to get a little flirty with someone but are dressed as a certified creep), but I wouldn't do it again, not with what's happened in the meantime.
crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Skip the pretalks, just grab them by the pussy 👌👍