They know that is NOT what people will use them for.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to say something that will not improve the context of the image.

  These are supposed to be used on children.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like those leashes some parents use?

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s exactly what they are, kid leashes.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They looked like something a kink couple on a budget might use.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Practically speaking, these would be completely unsuitable for that use. An extensible cord that goes over a meter long doesnt really restrain anyone.

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    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you’re implying but these wouldn’t restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

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  • Ruiner13@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One cuff is attached to the parent and the other to a child. Like in movies where a briefcase is handcuffed to a courier, the only difference is that one is a plot device and the other is Walmart making money off child abuse.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If I’m a male and the child is a girl what color do we need to use?

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Google “Tom of Finland”

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• RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you don’t get static shocks, from your friend, when you are hanging out.

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I only engage in ESD-safe friendships.

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  • zedgeist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So you don’t add, unnecessary commas, to your post.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t are what yall.think, this would have saved Harambe and the whole timeline

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  • duhlieluh@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fuck you might be right

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• Jomega@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Since everybody here but me seems to know, what exactly are these?

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a leash for your child.

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    • Jomega@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh. That’s disappointing. I was expecting weirder.

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  what not pink/blue combo ones?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No straight people allowed, only gay. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      colour doesn’t define sexual preferences. I don’t accept your response :(

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• HorreC@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  New friendship bracelets just hit who wants one!

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Obligatory “salid mixer” adult swim skit:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M

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• Jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good but hide at least the Walmart logo please

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