22 Unspoken Rules Your Florida Neighbors Are Judging You On Without Saying a Word - Mindfully American

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This article was written by HOA Karen.

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s Florida. Nobody fucking cares. They’ve already given up by choosing to stay there.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are judging you about what flavour of meth you use.

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pink Pony or 1-Thumb Stripper.

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• kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Mindfully American” 🤮

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wow that whole website is like one big shitpost -- but I don't think intentionally.

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• Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wh9 cares what Floridians think. They don’t even vaccinate.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All of those make perfect sense to me and have nothing to do with Florida…

  Also it isn’t judging you. It is seeing if you are asshole neighbor or not.

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The only one I give a shit about is pets, but all the others are good reasons to avoid other human beings.

  It gets weird when gossips try telling you about their neighborhood and don’t understand why you’re uninterested.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sweet, how bad my swamp ass gets isn’t on that list

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• pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That author seems to post 3 articles a day. I mean they obviously arent researched passion projects, but that quota is wild. How much can you really understand in a third of a work day?

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anyone who judges me based on how guests choose to park can go fuck themselves. If one of my guests blocks a driveway, that guest is the asshole, not me.

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