Submitted 2 days ago by NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Alt text for image: A screenshot of a text message reads: “I love farting in the cheese aisle at one of them expensive grocery stores and hear all the Snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells.”
(Not OC, from Reddit)
…but they don’t keep the fancy cheese in an aisle…
You don't love the smell of a good pre-shredded shelf stable parmesan?
Shhh this happened
I can’t believe it’s not butt air.
Smell is all about perspective.
Good cheese? Or bad meat?
why’s it smell like burnt hair and sewage?
Honey, this vegan cheese smells exquisite, nutty notes with eggy undertones and a cloying bile-like putrescent sheen with a, is that bacon, yes a bacon finish. Amazing how far food technology has come.
So long as it isn’t a lumpy fart!
Speak for yourself.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
That’s enough internet for me today