Get Ready

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it’s 3/6

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s more than half!

      Source: I’m in the Marines.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato’s, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

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  • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

    Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops?

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Entirely possible. It’s not a very good index, all things considered.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do we know they arent just having pizza parties instead of giving out raises and bonuses?

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• Ging@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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  • habitualTartare@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The anti pizza index fund line item seems kinda funny.

    “Randomly purchase N boxes of pizza near offices with a 65% chance once a month” Assuming pizza is disposed immediately to prevent fraud waste and abuse of funds from an unauthorized pizza party.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I ordered mine with no herring

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It'll be serious once traffic at Papa John's picks up. That garlic butter sauce can only be consumed during times of crisis

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The spicy garlic butter will guarantee a time of crisis very soon.

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• devAlot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Eesh, behind the times here I guess. What does this mean? What are we expecting or antipating?

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷

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  • DacoTaco@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tbf, being better than dominos isnt hard 🤷‍♀️

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this why Warren Buffet bought shares in Domino’s?

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