Any ideas as to what this is all about?

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• Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people liek to have soft feel and dicks to geez.

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.

  (Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for trasure

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• tomiant@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?

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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel was horrified

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• Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->

    I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Another satisfied customer:D

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    • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your mom’s heard worse.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a crie for help. He had removed the evidence for years.

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• slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have to close your eyes to hear it though

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