It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic.
Any ideas as to what this is all about?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ddplf@szmer.info 3 weeks ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence
plyth@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It’s a crie for help. He had removed the evidence for years.
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->
I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Another satisfied customer:D
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for trasure
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.
(Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people liek to have soft feel and dicks to geez.
tomiant@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel was horrified
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You have to close your eyes to hear it though