It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic.
Any ideas as to what this is all about?
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/110b509b-39ff-4586-b995-d3e296defdc5.png
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ddplf@szmer.info 1 day ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence
plyth@feddit.org 1 day ago
It’s a crie for help. He had removed the evidence for years.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.
(Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->
I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.
Sonor@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Another satisfied customer:D
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for trasure
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 day ago
I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 1 day ago
how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people liek to have soft feel and dicks to geez.
tomiant@programming.dev 1 day ago
It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel was horrified
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.