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Has a woman ever orgasmed by subwoofer?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Makhno@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
See the movie “Private Parts”!
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“Woman”? Probably. “Human female”? Most likely.
Girls figure out from a much earlier age, on average, that most guys are comfortable knowing, that vibrations in that area feel good. So even without thinking about sex or pursuing orgasm, they will seek out things they can straddle that move in a way that feels good. One of those things, if you’re around enough girls or a girl long enough you learn but maybe wish ya didn’t.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Woman”? Probably. “Human female”? Most likely. what?
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I highly suspect this is why there are so many women who love to ride horses
dingus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve always been broken in that regard I guess. How do I make vibrations feel good?
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Absolutely, yes. I dated a girl for years that would orgasm when the wind blew. Not quite, but you get the point
When she was bored she could squeeze her thighs together and make herself cum. She couldn’t ride a bike, her eyes would would roll back and she’d almost crash. She would spontaneously orgasm simply from arousal, which was fun because she’s orgasm repeatedly while giving blowjobs. She would absolutely orgasm from the vibrations of a large woofer.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
she seems cool
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Had a gf like that, well, not that crazy, but she could easily have vaginal orgasms. LOL my god, I could make her vibrate until she passed out.
“I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh,”
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In the American version of Ghosts!, one ghost (Hettie) very much enjoys sitting on the washing machine for this reason.
BlueEther@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
No I’m not going to duckduckgo that for you
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
No. Subwoofers don't have fingers.
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
I feel mildly concerned that I even bothered to attempt to understand what that even means
kurushimi@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
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Very concerned for you.
But really, we have over 4 billion women alive right now, and you asked ever. The subwoofer was patented in 1964. Worked up some estimates that there have been 9-10 billion distinct humans alive since 1964, so that’s 4.5-5 billion women.
If at least one of them never did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
“If at least one of them never did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.”.
The way this is phrased means that if there is 1 or more who never did it, you will eat your hat.
kurushimi@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fixed. I need to review truth tables…
6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sooo the odds are pretty good. Conversely some of the goods may be pretty odd.