“Pulometru” (“dick-measuring tool”): a souvenir commonly sold in Romanian tourist areas

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How accurate is it?

  I expect dick measuring tools to be certified to a national traceable standard with QA certificates. Integrity here is important ya know

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  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure the biggest one is to measure a horse dick since it says “good for a mare” or some such.

    That’s gotta be accurate, right? With that kind of benchmark?

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It is indeed certified by the entire scientific community and using official measurements that has been developing for centuries called metric.

    Since it is in centimeters, lol

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• SinkingLotus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Proud to say I’d measure somewhere around the 25cm mark. ^Measurements^ ^start^ ^from^ ^the^ ^ORIBIL^ ^logo^ ^right?^

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• Mist101@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).

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  • Bibi@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And here’s the translation (for the length one):

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    • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The girth one makes little sense. The holes are labeled, left from right:

      • small / no size
      • medium / regular size
      • large / royal size
      • largest / extra size

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• toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ridiculos

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this this only size?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.

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  • Bibi@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are different styles, but that’s the most popular one.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh…oh no

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh wait. That’s in cm. Hail Satan!

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  • Bibi@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since you mentioned Satan, here’s a pic of the pulometru side by side with Orthodox icons (that’s Arsenie Boca - a famous Romanian priest, theologian, and saint).

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s quite a collection.

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can live with 17 ish

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• curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I kind of want to buy a bunch of these as gifts…

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