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I can live with 17 ish
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Submitted 7 months ago by Bibi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I kind of want to buy a bunch of these as gifts…
Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
How accurate is it?
I expect dick measuring tools to be certified to a national traceable standard with QA certificates. Integrity here is important ya know
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 months ago
I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure the biggest one is to measure a horse dick since it says “good for a mare” or some such.
That’s gotta be accurate, right? With that kind of benchmark?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
It is indeed certified by the entire scientific community and using official measurements that has been developing for centuries called metric.
Since it is in centimeters, lol
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh wait. That’s in cm. Hail Satan!
Bibi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
[deleted]Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s quite a collection.
Mist101@lemmy.world 7 months ago
2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).
Bibi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
[deleted]lunarul@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The girth one makes little sense. The holes are labeled, left from right:
- small / no size
- medium / regular size
- large / royal size
- largest / extra size
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is this this only size?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Proud to say I’d measure somewhere around the 25cm mark. ^Measurements^ ^start^ ^from^ ^the^ ^ORIBIL^ ^logo^ ^right?^