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• caesarxinsanium@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its hard to tell the difference between a fart and a shart

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    good thing it doesn’t matter while you’re sitting on the toilet

    i mean, you do sit to pee, right? right?

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• Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I took this advice while visiting a friend interstate.

  I catastrophically shat myself.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait until you’re done, the gas pressure increases the flow rate.

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• sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thanks my man ✊😔 I really needed this today

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• RedIce25@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why tf would you be embarrassed? As long as you’re not pissing and farting in public?

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  • lath@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Public toilets are still a thing, for now.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know!

    I love Fleetwood Mac but this line always grinds my gears.

    Oh, thunder only happens when it’s raining

    No, it thunders without raining fairly frequently! It usually goes together, but not always.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Lightning without thunder” would make more sense.

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You need to fart more

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m already basically an Evenrude.

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