Go on, keep them.

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok now somebody do “It’s some kind of shellfish”

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    mander.xyz/post/35934492

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No… It’s gotta have the elvish/shellfish half rhyme. Slant rhyme? Two-fifths rhyme?

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sea crits? Sounds like a job for the Neon Annihilatior.

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• nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice job, quality pun work

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My favourite take on this meme is “when your friend won’t lend you his copy of the Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji”. Sikh writs.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sea crits

  The ocean landed a CRITICAL HIT!

  It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I once read a DnD joke where a player complained to the DM

    “Let me get this straight. We‘re in a large underwater cave, chasing a massive zombie beaver boss, and every calculation is done by the flip of a coin. What’s the name of this campaign??”

    DM checking notes, sweating erm… Harry Rotter and the Chamber of Sea Crits

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …approximately 5% are translated?

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ones they translated just talk about some asshole selling low quality copper.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My clam workers were received with contempt for your poor quality clams

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Poor quality pearls? Here? Na sir, that would never happen here!

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ±5%

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