66.6 degrees CELSIUS
So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?
Submitted 1 month ago by sad_detective_man@leminal.space to [deleted]
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Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The vaccine made him European.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
But he looks so American…
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
brb going to get more vaccines
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Nah youre fine. Even wifi can’t see it. Only electron microscopes.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 1 month ago
whew 😮💨 I’ve been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not a Weiner, that’s a Vienna Sausage.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 1 month ago
No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You’re probably thinking of a winery.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 1 month ago
relevant… wait IS that a relevant username?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they’ve cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up
poofkaboom@feddit.nl 1 month ago
With a mild side effect of death
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse