So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

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  • poofkaboom@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With a mild side effect of death

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

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• Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  66.6 degrees CELSIUS

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The vaccine made him European.

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But he looks so American…

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      brb going to get more vaccines

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah youre fine. Even wifi can’t see it. Only electron microscopes.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    whew 😮‍💨 I’ve been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not a Weiner, that’s a Vienna Sausage.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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    • sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You’re probably thinking of a winery.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    relevant… wait IS that a relevant username?

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  they’ve cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!

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