66.6 degrees CELSIUS
So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?
Submitted 2 months ago by sad_detective_man@leminal.space to [deleted]
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Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 months ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The vaccine made him European.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
But he looks so American…
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
brb going to get more vaccines
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Nah youre fine. Even wifi can’t see it. Only electron microscopes.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 months ago
whew 😮💨 I’ve been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not a Weiner, that’s a Vienna Sausage.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 2 months ago
No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You’re probably thinking of a winery.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 months ago
relevant… wait IS that a relevant username?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
they’ve cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up
poofkaboom@feddit.nl 2 months ago
With a mild side effect of death
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse