CIA - Cat Intelligence Agency
There is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat.
Submitted 1 day ago by Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can’t think of a scenario where that would be useful.
Someone’s walking around in a disguise, but their cat follows them?
foggy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You thought you could fool the FCI?! We know you’re not who you claim to be!! That’s your cat, Pop Tart!
Bongles@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
My friend. The technology to identify you by your walk exist. The technology to identify you by how you use your mouse and type exists. The technology to identify what sites you visit by the pattern of the incoming and outgoing packets and their sizes exists.
They’re not using the calico.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 day ago
I mean, our cat has an RFID chip that directly links it to us. Not really hard.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s why I have 3 cats. Checkmate government!
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My crazy, kick ass kitty will tear up any fucker that isn’t known.