My GF tried them and said they were tasty

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• yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Say everybody have you seen my balls
  they’re big and salty and brown!
  If you ever need em’ quick
  pick me up
  just stick my balls in your mouth

  Suck on my chocolate salty balls
  stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
  Suck on my chocolate salty balls
  they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
  So suck on my balls!

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  • pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?

    Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.

    Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

    Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.

    Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!

    Help me, my balls on fire!!!

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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    • yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.

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    • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).

      It’s classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
      Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But were they salty?

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No news on whether they were big or brown either.

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, this is crazy seeing something so close to home for me! I 100% believe the name is keeping this place alive.

  The Google reviews are pretty hilarious as well.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmao

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• curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For anyone curious, this is a Sicilian rice ball (arancini), they go all over NJ, operating out of northeastern NJ.

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• oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where they # Schweddy or salty?

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She told me the same thing.

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