Does this mean Busan gets upgraded to capital city status? I think I could get behind that.
North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Skua@kbin.earth 8 months ago
The only real way to divide Korea is into Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. We can call them North, West, and East Korea though
ReiRose@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Israel/Palestine isn’t working either, your thoughts?
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s
Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio
That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Raëlians seem fun. Supposedly they have big orgy where you wear colored bracelets indicated what genders you’d like to have sex with. I’m sure there’s some dark and evil shit, like all religions, but that sounds hella fun as long as everyone is of age.
only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Possible only in Ohio 😎
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Parael and Isletine
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions
Let’s try intercardinal directions,
Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’d much rather prefer an Inner Korea and an Outer Korea
atticus88th@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing…
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 months ago
How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Political compass Korea
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
Skua@kbin.earth 8 months ago
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That’s not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
East Korea gets all the disputed islands with Japan.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What if it’s upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You guys can be Korea 1, we will be Korea A.
wieson@feddit.org 8 months ago
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UnknownSoul@programming.dev 8 months ago
I’d say we turn it into Korea and Aerok instead Image
atlas@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
it’s over, kim! we have the high ground!