Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand

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• my_hat_stinks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine superman barging into your home with two rich kids just to say “look at this shithole, can you believe people actually live like this?” He excludes the kid he wants the others to include, too.

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Superdickery may be dead, but you can find it here

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.

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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cause using superman for his actual ideal use would be pretty boring for a comic book.

    www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel a movie where superman actually tries to fix things might be boring.

    here is superman moving a shit ton of aid to where it’s needed.
    and if he had balls, he would me snatching world leaders and dropping them in the hague, go after military bases.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  did superman illegally traffic children across state lines?

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Right, but he could have done the funniest thing ever and just left those kids there.

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  • Prancingpotato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or better, keep the comic exactly the same, but swap the 2 kids with refugees when he lands back

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is excellent and back when we were supposed to care about each other.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Help the cause, give Superman a ‘friendly hand’.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

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    • Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQd6CYA6RAY

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/A-tcxZ5VOBM

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. I have read ‘man of steel, woman of tissue paper’.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trump’s comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic

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