How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.
Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand
Submitted 1 month ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dumbass@quokk.au 1 month ago
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Cause using superman for his actual ideal use would be pretty boring for a comic book.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel a movie where superman actually tries to fix things might be boring.
here is superman moving a shit ton of aid to where it’s needed.
and if he had balls, he would me snatching world leaders and dropping them in the hague, go after military bases.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
did superman illegally traffic children across state lines?
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Right, but he could have done the funniest thing ever and just left those kids there.
Prancingpotato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or better, keep the comic exactly the same, but swap the 2 kids with refugees when he lands back
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That is excellent and back when we were supposed to care about each other.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them
ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Help the cause, give Superman a ‘friendly hand’.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No. I have read ‘man of steel, woman of tissue paper’.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Trump’s comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic
my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 1 month ago
Imagine superman barging into your home with two rich kids just to say “look at this shithole, can you believe people actually live like this?” He excludes the kid he wants the others to include, too.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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