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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cats will be cats

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagining a tiger aggressively showing me it’s asshole.

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not into furry stuff, but I imagine that’s basically how a yiff starts.

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pet tiger jumps on bed. 500 pounds of muscle paces in a circle beside you. You pet them on their head as they rotate away from your head scratches as your hand hugs be base of their back and they present their asshole to you.

      Cats

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• spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These cats are absolutely lethal. I hike a lot and have a legitimate fear of being stalked by one (happened to a friend, the only reason she saw it was cuz she stopped to tie her boot, she had no idea). The fact they behave like normal cats strikes me as odd cuz you don’t realize how scary a big fluffy kitty can actually be

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  • sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    « Why friend shaped? »

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All cats are finely tuned stealth killing machines (though some are lazy). House cats are just optimized for rodent-sized prey, though they are still capable of putting up a decent fight against larger things. Though I’m curious if cats evolved to trigger “cute” recognition or if primates evolved to find things that include cats cute.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll tell you one thing, of all the terrible ways to die, being chased down by a lynx who just finished locking its bunghole with its tongue is the worst. Not only will you be dying, but you’ll also smell like lynx ass.

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    • Welt@lazysoci.al ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      smell like lynx ass

      They changed the name to Lynx Africa after some focus group findings

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Murder mittens

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of my cats fell asleep that way in somebody’s lap.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Big fluffy beans

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my name is lynx,
  and wen it snows,
  or wen the moon
  shines on my toes,
  i run all day,
  and then nite falls,
  leg stuck in air,
  i lik my balls.

  i lik the bred

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Do you mind ?!”

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Big paws

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