my name is lynx,
and wen it snows,
or wen the moon
shines on my toes,
i run all day,
and then nite falls,
leg stuck in air,
i lik my balls.
lik lik lik
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of my cats fell asleep that way in somebody’s lap.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
These cats are absolutely lethal. I hike a lot and have a legitimate fear of being stalked by one (happened to a friend, the only reason she saw it was cuz she stopped to tie her boot, she had no idea). The fact they behave like normal cats strikes me as odd cuz you don’t realize how scary a big fluffy kitty can actually be
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
« Why friend shaped? »
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I want hug giant furball. But I also want keep face attached to body!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll tell you one thing, of all the terrible ways to die, being chased down by a lynx who just finished locking its bunghole with its tongue is the worst. Not only will you be dying, but you’ll also smell like lynx ass.
Welt@lazysoci.al 10 months ago
smell like lynx ass
They changed the name to Lynx Africa after some focus group findings
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All cats are finely tuned stealth killing machines (though some are lazy). House cats are just optimized for rodent-sized prey, though they are still capable of putting up a decent fight against larger things. Though I’m curious if cats evolved to trigger “cute” recognition or if primates evolved to find things that include cats cute.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I will always argue that all mammals, if not broader categories, have cute recognition. I think it’s a fair play mechanism that evolved so that most species will cut other species’ young some slack in a brutal world, for the most part - with exceptions. I have no evidence for it, but I’ve seen enough animal interaction in my life to not feel completely unfounded either.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Murder mittens
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
“Do you mind ?!”
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Big fluffy beans
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Big paws
Hirom@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Murder mittens
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Cats will be cats
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagining a tiger aggressively showing me it’s asshole.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Pet tiger jumps on bed. 500 pounds of muscle paces in a circle beside you. You pet them on their head as they rotate away from your head scratches as your hand hugs be base of their back and they present their asshole to you.
Cats
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m not into furry stuff, but I imagine that’s basically how a yiff starts.
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
For a split second I thought this was a person In a fursuit lol
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 10 months ago
I’m still not convinced.