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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers have purchased a majority of Amazon shares.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I know. We need murderback.

    Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It’s justice, i think. But it really doesn’t serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.

    And they deserve something too.

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• MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you live in a rural area they’re better at delivering if it’s real muddy out.

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  • MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They only use people with the best traction on their skin.

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• TheWonderfool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So uhmm… Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    th-1105222902

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unrap it.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That’s not scary. That’s badass!

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, wouldn’t do anything i haven’t managed myself.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they’re malevolent beings.

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  • Winter_Oven@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don't skin walkers try to steal your skinin order for shape shift into you? Plus, I don't know if they kill you first before stealing, but I was under the assumption one dies after an encounter with them.

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• TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean… Don’t you want to see if they’re forreal?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes. See. And absolutely not get skincare tips. Or see what it’s like to go down on myself. Or…

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• Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’d take that gample for a chance at some whimsey. What else I doing with my life.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Alright so you have 4 days to plan an alleged Luigia and execute it that morning. Hide out locally near your home and either the skin walker may get arrested instead… or you may have reasonable doubt that it wasn’t you in the security footage.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Counter point: just let it play up an absolutely infallible alibi. Don’t get too caught at the scene.

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  [Tomahawk begins playng]tomahawkofficial.bandcamp.com/track/red-fox)

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  youtu.be/qw8sTxK6j2I

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