If you live in a rural area they’re better at delivering if it’s real muddy out.
Make a new friend!
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MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They only use people with the best traction on their skin.
TheWonderfool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So uhmm… Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unrap it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What’s even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That’s not scary. That’s badass!
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah, wouldn’t do anything i haven’t managed myself.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they’re malevolent beings.
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 2 months ago
Don't skin walkers try to steal your skinin order for shape shift into you? Plus, I don't know if they kill you first before stealing, but I was under the assumption one dies after an encounter with them.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I mean… Don’t you want to see if they’re forreal?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yes. See. And absolutely not get skincare tips. Or see what it’s like to go down on myself. Or…
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d take that gample for a chance at some whimsey. What else I doing with my life.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Alright so you have 4 days to plan an alleged Luigia and execute it that morning. Hide out locally near your home and either the skin walker may get arrested instead… or you may have reasonable doubt that it wasn’t you in the security footage.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Counter point: just let it play up an absolutely infallible alibi. Don’t get too caught at the scene.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 months ago
The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers have purchased a majority of Amazon shares.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I know. We need murderback.
Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It’s justice, i think. But it really doesn’t serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.
And they deserve something too.