There is a similar rule applying to, well, lets justr say…
There's no wrong way to stroke it
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Who up strokin’ their mole?
notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Irish equivalent to cranking your hog?
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I;m thinkin bout jean bean ramsey
problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Just chilling here while stroking my mole.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This runs me the wrong way.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Now we know you’re not a mole
Eheran@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unless it is either perfectly perpendicular to the skin or is already somehow laying in all directions: There can only be one direction. Given a mole moves in tight spaces backwards and forward, both would make sense.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No really, this is a real quality mole fur has
ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 month ago
This is a mathematical problem with no solution, there has to be a cowlick on a sphere. Perhaps the mole avoids this problem by not being a sphere, where there is a possible solution
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
On a wild Tiger you can do it, but only one time.
skrlet13@feddit.cl 1 month ago
We can make moles happy petting them, there is not wrong way… How wholesome…
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The same is true about sharks.
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Quite the opposite:
- Sharks don’t have fur
- Shark skin is rough is one direction and smooth in the other. This allows them to get friction with the water to drive themselves forward, but the glide through the water for efficient travel.
The idea was copied into competitive swim suits.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, you’re wrong. Sharks are silky smooth in all directions.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Impossible.
vrojak@feddit.org 1 month ago
Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don’t want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I knew someone would beat me to it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 month ago
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
So are we!