There's no wrong way to stroke it

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Impossible.

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  • vrojak@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Unless the mole just doesn’t have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it’s possible to comb all hairs flat.

      That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don’t want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I knew someone would beat me to it.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I’m currently in litigation with the Dunkin’ franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.

      It doesn’t help that they also insist that “mole blood is basically coffee”…

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      So are we!

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  There is a similar rule applying to, well, lets justr say…

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  • Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Who up strokin’ their mole?

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    • notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Irish equivalent to cranking your hog?

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I;m thinkin bout jean bean ramsey

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• problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Just chilling here while stroking my mole.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This runs me the wrong way.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now we know you’re not a mole

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• Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Unless it is either perfectly perpendicular to the skin or is already somehow laying in all directions: There can only be one direction. Given a mole moves in tight spaces backwards and forward, both would make sense.

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    No really, this is a real quality mole fur has

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This is a mathematical problem with no solution, there has to be a cowlick on a sphere. Perhaps the mole avoids this problem by not being a sphere, where there is a possible solution

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  On a wild Tiger you can do it, but only one time.

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• skrlet13@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We can make moles happy petting them, there is not wrong way… How wholesome…

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• Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The same is true about sharks.

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Quite the opposite:

    1. Sharks don’t have fur
    2. Shark skin is rough is one direction and smooth in the other. This allows them to get friction with the water to drive themselves forward, but the glide through the water for efficient travel.

    The idea was copied into competitive swim suits.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Nah, you’re wrong. Sharks are silky smooth in all directions.

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