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• too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I got my ribs removed

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is simulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somebody please make this porn

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• CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “OUCH”

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• macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What I had done last year.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

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• fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now cough.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I C U P

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• MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls.”

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uncircumcised

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• C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cystoscopy

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!

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    • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Phobophile rules.

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  • pageflight@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:

    Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.

    Doesn’t explain the other hand though.

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    • C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it doesn’t. The surgeons I work with don’t do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it’s a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True

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• Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pain.

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

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