ways to close vim

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• Jakylla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    • Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid

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  • diemechanist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Simple and easily explained.”

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    • Jakylla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed

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• alnilam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does colon-capital-Q-exclamation mark even work? I’m pretty sure it’s only lower case q.

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  • Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    its supposed to be lowercase,
    but imgflip put the entire text in uppercase.

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    • RustySharp@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly, the joke landed anyway. I’ve done numerous uppercase-Q trying to quit, because I didn’t let go of Shift fast enough after typing the colon…

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Was going to say this, myself.

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• mayoaddict@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  you can close vim?

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  • z3n0x@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “this is my life now”

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• Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  cat /dev/zero > “/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem” is my favorite dumb way. Clear its memory, wait for the segfault.

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• cloudless@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Amateur. Just unplug the power cable.

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Open vim.

  Accept vim is the OS now.

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• gornius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ZZ will save file though, the others won’t. You meant ZQ.

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• mormegil@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s a whole repo of possible methods: github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim

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• Boermund@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One panel below: shut down the computer

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• ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  :!echo “reisub” | sudo tee -a /proc/sysrq-trigger

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• testifier@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5lj9YdKMz0

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• princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Alt+PrtScn o

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does unplugging the machine not work?

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  • sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I call my local energy provider and simply cancel my contract with immediate effect.

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• Just_Dominic@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1. Ctrl + T + alt
  2. sudo reboot

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• Ducks@ducks.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  til shift-z shift-z. am I stupid

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• JohnJVaccaro@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  try…

  :x

  it will save your changes and exit vim If there are no changes to the then it just exits vim.

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• onescomplement@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  youtu.be/4889ED2-ufw

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