Submitted 2 days ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
Be me
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
Good advice, I’m always standing at the urinal when I forget and shit myself 💩
I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy about me
I’m just takin a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why’s everybody always staring at me?
Been there done that. Nowadays I always wipe if I don’t quite remember if I pooped or not
Normally I do even if I know I didn’t poop.
But for some inexplicable reason that day I decided to skip a step
The downside of sitting down is having to stretch to get your balls under those noisy damned dryers after… I need to get a little life preserver for the guys so they don’t get hypothermia while I’m busy.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 days ago
Some people clean their ass standing up. Some people clean their ass sitting down. And both groups don’t know the other exists.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hilarious question to ask at dinner parties with the right kind of crowd. It’s incredible watching people find out that their spouse stands.
Also, standers: represent!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And some apparently don’t clean their ass at all
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
and then there’s the filthy-rich who may have a designated ‘butt washer’ on the payroll.
GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 day ago
The third group does both.