pope

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  HELLO. YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED AS…(raspy trucker voice) “Da next Pope”…PRESS 1 TO ACCEPT. PRESS 2 TO SPEAK TO A CARDINAL.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ugh not again, it’s so much paperwork to fix this.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The International Telecommunication Union (ITU) has assigned country code 379 to Vatican City, but it is not in use. Vatican telephone numbers are in the form 06 698xxxxx, where 06 the area code for Rome, which surrounds Vatican City.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pope is not dead. He’s locked in the cellar and was able to get his hands on a broken phone that was only capable to call your number with very limited battery. He got the phone by beating guard to death with his food bowl.

  … and you missed it.

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And he’s a time traveler, it seems, since the call is dated to 2021

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hilarious, if true.

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  • Dave@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unfortunately the calling party can show whatever they want for the caller number, there’s no validation that it’s true.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doesn’t the phone number come from the phone network and not the caller?

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your Vatican’s extended warranty…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It covers you for eternity.

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• Neuromorph@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When the call comes. You take it!!!

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