The best Onion article I’ve read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.
Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Billonthehill@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://theonion.com/chinese-factory-worker-cant-believe-the-shit-he-makes-f-1819567885/
Comments
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I doubt that guy is surprised that people buy them
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
He might judge the brand you buy though
easily3667@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Yeah the Chinese don’t have penises and just don’t understand these fleshy widgets.
Ilixtze@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Chinese factory working might be having and enjoying real sex
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: from another post I just learned that sex toys are a really booming domestic market in China at the moment.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I use my two holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Damn, you just reminded me I need taco holders.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That was a great read.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Wait, how is this possible?
Oh.
Guacamole@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
14yo in factory poor kid
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
14 year olds in factories used to be a punchline. Now it’s just par for the course in some parts of the US