As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.
I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.
Submitted 2 months ago by MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ack
lordnikon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you’re probably correct
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hmm, nope.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
*Twinkie
dukethorion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks, Skyrizi!
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 months ago
Preservatives keep things dead…
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Parts of you probably will 👍