As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.
I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.
Submitted 1 month ago by MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ack
lordnikon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you’re probably correct
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmm, nope.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
*Twinkie
dukethorion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks, Skyrizi!
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 month ago
Preservatives keep things dead…
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Parts of you probably will 👍