I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Parts of you probably will 👍

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ack

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  • lordnikon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you’re probably correct

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hmm, nope.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Twinkie

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• dukethorion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks, Skyrizi!

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• MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Preservatives keep things dead…

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