Radiation from 5G networks, vaccines, reversal of the Earth’s magnetic field, consumption of Doritos, and even chemtrails.

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • AwkwardBroccolli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Found the person who snorted Ivermectin. Brain worm says thank you.

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    • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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    • dickalan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      No. Not until Connor O’Malley smokes 500 cigarettes

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• loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Thankfully, coconut oil fixes everything.

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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    No no not, that only fixes 3G waves… What you’re looking for is krill oil!

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    • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Does it need to be mixed with milk thistle or just consumed alone? I keep forgetting 🤔

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So shitty! :]

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      BAH-nnnannnaaannnnaaaaaaaaaa!

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• incogtino@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We didn’t start the fire

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Great song, but I could never find much in the history books about the space-monkey Mafia.

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    • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You want history books and “We didn’t start the fire”? I got the right video for you!

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  i recently figured out how to explain 5g or any cellular broadband…

  you remember when we used to have TV over antenna? but now we don’t? yeah, that’s because that same space is now cellular network. It’s like looking at the rainbow and focusing on one color, that color will never change but what we use to look at it can.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yes. These things all exist.

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm. Tell us about chemtrails …

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The trails exist. The chemical is just water vapor.

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