HBD

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lovely whiskers did she get them from you

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• JTskulk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anyone else think she was named Raylin because it was railin’ her mom that created her?

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• WickedPissah@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I literally laughed out loud at this! I’m talking belly laugh and snort 😂😂

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lemme guess… dad’s favorite pokemon is Vaporeon.

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  • 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    <insert Vaporeon copypasta here>

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• azalty@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I read “left” as his other daughter being dead 👀

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My left or her left?

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  She has such healthy, glowing skin and adorable whiskers! Wait, damn, that’s the right one again…

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s the right one again…

    Actually 🤓 it was the wrong one

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We took a cruise for our honeymoon.

  On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.

  In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.

  Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.

  I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.

  Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plot twist, the sealion is also his adopted child, dad just want to clarify which daughter is celebrating birthday.

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Am I not beautiful dad? You only ever say that about Raylin…

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Raylin is the one that needs the reassurance, Vanessa (right) knows exactly how beautiful she is. Raylin ain’t never had a man bring her fish every day for three years. Everybody stops to take pics with Vanessa.

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• Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He… You maybe never want to know ‘everyting’ in dads past.

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  • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He was young and needed the money.

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It wasn’t about the money after a while, the man found his first love. Brings a tear to my eye to this day.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    21 years & 9 months ago he was railin hard

    /sorry

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