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We took a cruise for our honeymoon.
On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.
In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.
Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.
I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.
Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.
She has such healthy, glowing skin and adorable whiskers! Wait, damn, that’s the right one again…
that’s the right one again…
Actually 🤓 it was the wrong one
He… You maybe never want to know ‘everyting’ in dads past.
He was young and needed the money.
It wasn’t about the money after a while, the man found his first love. Brings a tear to my eye to this day.
21 years & 9 months ago he was railin hard
/sorry
My left or her left?
Anyone else think she was named Raylin because it was railin’ her mom that created her?
Lemme guess… dad’s favorite pokemon is Vaporeon.
<insert Vaporeon copypasta here>
I read “left” as his other daughter being dead 👀
I literally laughed out loud at this! I’m talking belly laugh and snort 😂😂
Lovely whiskers did she get them from you
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Plot twist, the sealion is also his adopted child, dad just want to clarify which daughter is celebrating birthday.
aviationeast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Am I not beautiful dad? You only ever say that about Raylin…
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Raylin is the one that needs the reassurance, Vanessa (right) knows exactly how beautiful she is. Raylin ain’t never had a man bring her fish every day for three years. Everybody stops to take pics with Vanessa.