Show us the collection pls
I've evaluated my net worth to be over 100,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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petersr@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sorry, I cant, it’s being audited but trust me it’s huge.
ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
At best we can only give you 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
How do you remember your username?
ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.
evergreen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Now reasure me that the reasons my life sucks are due to no fault of my own, but to other people. Give me a target for my impotent rage which stems from the fact that I know deep down that I’m a failure. Tell me it’s someone else (or group of people)'s fault. I can’t wait to blindly support you!
toadjones79@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
My mom used to be an official Ty ^® dealer. She has bags and bags if those leftover in her basement. Iirc she has the Erin one that is worth an absolute fortune.
Right before the market crashed on them, some flipper sold one to a secret Ty representative and told a story about how she bought them at my mom’s store. They instantly pulled her from being a dealer. It was devastating at the time. Just suddenly cut off her main source of income. In the end though, I think it was a fortunate blessing.
She was skirting and Ty’s rules though. She couldn’t sell them for more than the price set by Ty. But she could give them away as a promotion if people bought other merchandise. So she would give away the highly sought after ones with a purchase of $100-200 of other merchandise. She had lines out the door.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
When I was very young I was gifted a tiny stuffed fish. I immediately tore the tag off.
Had I left that on, it’d probably be worth something.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well good for you. Do we now get to eat you?
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You gotta season him first. Thoroughly…
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
A Keel haul should do it
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Congrats! I deeply regret not investing in beanie babies when I had the chance.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
You should buy a better presidency.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That seems fair
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sweet, I’ve convinced one now I only need to convince like 30,000,000ish more and it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not.
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Loan them to me, then they’re still yours but I can claim they’re mine as well.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wow wow wow…wow.