If you all work harder we’ll be able to fire you and increase my bonus!
Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks
Submitted 1 year ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to technology@lemmy.world
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deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
balder1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you all work harder we’ll be able to fire you FASTER and increase my bonus!
Fixed it for you
LettucePrey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
lmao, what a tool
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s why I bake my cake at 2608°C for ~1,8 minutes, it just works™
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
alykanas@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Project Manager here, and where I’m from it’s common knowledge that 9 women can have a baby in a month .
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
And an eager young bride can do in 7 months what takes 9 for cows and countesses.
isaaclyman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or!—hear me out—one woman whose 8 co-gestators were just laid off by someone who doesn’t understand what their job was
alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I thought Googlers were paid $500K+ and already worked 60-80 hours weeks?
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
This is almost too depressing to be funny.
zbyte64@awful.systems 1 year ago
Real AGI is a Guillotine that only removes the heads of dragons.
davidgro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t get it.
Are you perhaps calling all of humanity a dragon?
zbyte64@awful.systems 1 year ago
Billionaires are often referred to as dragons because they horde wealth. A Guillotine that could know the difference and decide to only harm billionaires which be a technological marvel.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
lol, because if they work 40-hour weeks they might create it a couple of weeks later
TheFogan@programming.dev 1 year ago
Or, worse, they might actually have to hire enough people to actually do the job. Why hire 100 people with good work life balance, when you can hire 60 people that aren’t allowed to have lives or families.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
60
peopleworkers that aren’t allowed to have lives or familiesI mean, that’s what the AI will be for…
floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I hope they tell him to get fucked.