imagine how romantic it would be for your friend to sing a poem they wrote about you during national TV?

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know. Sounds pretty horrifying. Like people who propose at sporting matches.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure singing a poem turns it into a song.

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What if they rap it?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Believe it or not, song.

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• normalexit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if it was awful?

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• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That would be like when they sing for your birthday at a restaurant, but only a billion times worse.

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unless you’re, like, “um, thanks, but I don’t fell that way about you” which would be horribly mortifying for everyone involved. Especially when the news followed up to find out the deets of the happy ending and found only shame and regret.

  But, yeah, if it was mutual it would be hella romantic.

  Unless the other person had social anxiety and the massive attention caused them a breakdown and they had to go into a healthcare facility to recovery. Still romantic, but tragic, too.

  I think you should pitch it to NetFlix. I think they could turn it into a one-off show, either way. The actual happy ending version would be the most boring, but today’s audiences love angst and pathology.

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  • SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m smelling a new hit reality love show.

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• FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Username doesn’t check out

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• xoggy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a yes or no question, or merely a suggestion?

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