Awkward

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• UnPassive@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One time my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I went to pick up some condoms and then we decided to also get some ice cream and the cashier (older lady) gave us like a 3 second look and I thought she was gonna say something but then I said, “the ice cream’s for a friend” and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever said.

  Wife still hasn’t forgiven me. Cashier didn’t say anything. My eyes were watering like crazy as I held in my giggles.

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  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hasn’t forgiven you? A quick wit like yours is probably why she married you. That’s hella rizz.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.

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• Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Use to work retail. No one gives a shit what you buy.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Last week I bought some items for dinner and the cashier said “looks like you’re making X”. She was right.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What sort of stuff do you even need for ecstasy

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I miss those times when it was X (formerly known as Twitter).

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One time I found a Jon Anderson record at a thrift store. The cashier picked it up, looked at it for 5 seconds, muttered “weird.”, looked at it for 2 more seconds, and put it in the bag. Honestly I thought that was hilarious

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The most awkward I ever ever felt as a cashier was when someone’s cart had (among a few other things) condoms, a plunger, and vaseline.

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  • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some day I’ll go buy peanut butter, condoms and dog treats. Just those 3 items. :)

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds like a fun time the**

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never feel awkward buying condoms. At the worst, it’s a boast that imma get laid. At best it’s normalizing safe sex for younger cashiers who may still be in that bareback or bust phase.

  Now, enemas and lube? That’s awkward, that’s announcing to the world I’m a bottom. Lol

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Necrophillic? 😏

  💀😍

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, you just made me understand the joke. I thought he was gonna put the condom on the shiver and use it as a dildo, but makes more sense this way.

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  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzDwO4Z0iU

    One of my favourites from the Headstones, a great Canadian band.

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• dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s what self checkout or online shopping is for.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No that’s for vegetables

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But not for bananas?

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    • 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      "What are you planning with those vegetables, anon?

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• vinyl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In this particular situation, one time without any thought, I grabbed a huge bottle of baby oil, the cashier asked what I was using that for, I told her “for lotioning”, thinking I made the worst decision, she replies back with “oh yeah I usually apply baby oil after showering”.

  To this day that bottle of baby oil still untouched sitting in my drawer.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Baby oil is great for moisturising just saying

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• 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why is sex awkward?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because it’s one of the most vulnerable situations we can be in, so we constantly joke about it but never address it as an important educational topic

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I personally think it’s because of my parents

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    • 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So condom-buying is not awkward because of an outing as sex-haver, but because of relational uncertainty?

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Y’all need jesus

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• credo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just grab some gum from the checkout aisle while you proclaim to the cashier, “For after.”

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