Use to work retail. No one gives a shit what you buy.
Awkward
Submitted 4 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bruhh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Senseless@feddit.org 4 months ago
Last week I bought some items for dinner and the cashier said “looks like you’re making X”. She was right.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
What sort of stuff do you even need for ecstasy
babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I miss those times when it was X (formerly known as Twitter).
0ops@lemm.ee 4 months ago
One time I found a Jon Anderson record at a thrift store. The cashier picked it up, looked at it for 5 seconds, muttered “weird.”, looked at it for 2 more seconds, and put it in the bag. Honestly I thought that was hilarious
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
The most awkward I ever ever felt as a cashier was when someone’s cart had (among a few other things) condoms, a plunger, and vaseline.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Some day I’ll go buy peanut butter, condoms and dog treats. Just those 3 items. :)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sounds like a fun time the**
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
I never feel awkward buying condoms. At the worst, it’s a boast that imma get laid. At best it’s normalizing safe sex for younger cashiers who may still be in that bareback or bust phase.
Now, enemas and lube? That’s awkward, that’s announcing to the world I’m a bottom. Lol
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Necrophillic? 😏
💀😍
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Oh, you just made me understand the joke. I thought he was gonna put the condom on the shiver and use it as a dildo, but makes more sense this way.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzDwO4Z0iU
One of my favourites from the Headstones, a great Canadian band.
dan@upvote.au 4 months ago
That’s what self checkout or online shopping is for.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No that’s for vegetables
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
But not for bananas?
5715@feddit.org 4 months ago
"What are you planning with those vegetables, anon?
vinyl@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In this particular situation, one time without any thought, I grabbed a huge bottle of baby oil, the cashier asked what I was using that for, I told her “for lotioning”, thinking I made the worst decision, she replies back with “oh yeah I usually apply baby oil after showering”.
To this day that bottle of baby oil still untouched sitting in my drawer.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Baby oil is great for moisturising just saying
5715@feddit.org 4 months ago
Why is sex awkward?
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because it’s one of the most vulnerable situations we can be in, so we constantly joke about it but never address it as an important educational topic
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I personally think it’s because of my parents
5715@feddit.org 4 months ago
So condom-buying is not awkward because of an outing as sex-haver, but because of relational uncertainty?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Y’all need jesus
credo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just grab some gum from the checkout aisle while you proclaim to the cashier, “For after.”
UnPassive@lemmy.world 4 months ago
One time my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I went to pick up some condoms and then we decided to also get some ice cream and the cashier (older lady) gave us like a 3 second look and I thought she was gonna say something but then I said, “the ice cream’s for a friend” and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever said.
Wife still hasn’t forgiven me. Cashier didn’t say anything. My eyes were watering like crazy as I held in my giggles.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Hasn’t forgiven you? A quick wit like yours is probably why she married you. That’s hella rizz.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.