The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?
Fuuuuck there goes my plan to get this monkey to write Hamlet within the lifetime of the universe…
Submitted 2 weeks ago by VantaBrandon@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://phys.org/news/2024-10-monkey-unable-hamlet-lifetime-universe.html
The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?
Fuuuuck there goes my plan to get this monkey to write Hamlet within the lifetime of the universe…
What if it’s a smart monkey?
Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.
Really, it just takes an infinite amount of monkeys one time.
Semi related:
Here’s a link to the Library of Babel website
Let’s use our braincells to fix real problems first. Like pants that don’t stretch.
I wonder if it would take more or less time with auto-complete.
Maybe it’s becaue scientists have very poor imagination of the universe.
Seems to not understand the thought experiment which is a way to contemplate infinity.
Their assumptions must be wrong. They do not account for the most basic principle of the universe, “the show must go on.”
I just listened to a podcast about assembly theory and I think that it kind of relates here too, though maybe not. If we start randomly generating text that is the lenght of the Hamlet, then Hamlet itself would be one of the possible, finite number of possibilities that could be generated within these parameters. Interesting theory nevertheless.
If we think about a screwdriver, the theory would argue that it couldn’t simply appear out of nowhere because its structure is too specific and complex to have come into existence by chance alone. For that screwdriver to exist, a multitude of precise processes are required: extracting raw materials, refining them, shaping metal, designing the handle, etc. The probability of all these steps happening in the right order, spontaneously, is essentially zero. Assembly theory would say that each stage in the creation of a screwdriver represents a selection event, where choices are made, materials are transformed, and functions are refined.
What makes assembly theory especially intriguing is that it offers a framework to distinguish between things that could arise naturally, like a rock or even an organic molecule, and things that bear the hallmarks of a directed process. To put it simply, a screwdriver couldn’t exist without a long sequence of assembly steps that are improbable to arise by chance, thereby making its existence a hallmark of intentional design or, at the very least, a directed process.
Are spelling and punctuation expected to be accurate?
Wait …is this why AI exists? So we can type Hamlet in the face of monkey failures?
Dude. Just use a printer.
Omg I just realized AI is the new monkeys… that is disturbing
If we could teach monkeys to shuffle cards I wonder how long until they reproduce a deck that’s already happened.
There are 8.0658*10^67 orders you can shuffle a card deck in.
The math is easy. It’s just 52! if your calculator has that function which is really 525150…32*1. There are 52 possibilities for the first card 51 for the second since you’ve already used one card and so on.
They are, however, exceptionally adept at political speechwriting.
This must be a very important question to whoever keeps funding these studies.
Alright then. 2 monkeys… 3? 4? The answer has to be a number lol.
42 monkeys?
Well it isn’t 6.
From Wikipedia:
In 2002, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes crested macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon, England from May 1 to June 22, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website. Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five total pages largely consisting of the letter “S”,the lead male began striking the keyboard with a stone, and other monkeys followed by urinating and defecating on the machine
Mike Phillips, director of the university’s Institute of Digital Arts and Technology (i-DAT), said that the artist-funded project was primarily performance art, and they had learned “an awful lot” from it. He concluded that monkeys "are not random generators. They’re more complex than that
Infinity sorts it out for you, Karl
In other news, exponents make things big.
Any time you have an X>1 and a big n, X^n gets huge.
X=26 (if we ignore punctuation, spaces, and capitalization).
N=130,000
Duh.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 week ago
If a tree folds in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it does it make a sound?
For this experiment scientists recruited Gilbert, no one really pays much attention to him, and it’s assumed the universe won’t either.