Keep in mind this is “X, the everything app”. Musk expects it to be your one stop on the internet for everything, including online banking.
Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank
Submitted 1 month ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 month ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anyone who wants the internet to be like this… It’s hard to describe adequately.
The idea makes me as angry as I was when I was a kid and first heard about the destruction of the library of Alexandria. It is a deep dark rage.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
"Why do one thing well when you can be bad at everything instead"
- Leon Kums
Senseless@feddit.org 1 month ago
PayPal is already shitty enough at it is, we don’t need another crappy payment app.
M0115732@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did Musk e-transfer it himself? How could Xitter possibly mess this up?
jeffw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, when you fire all the competent people solely so that you can brag about the number of people you fired…
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Trump’s government efficiency guy in action, folks!
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This is why you don’t fire your local team in charge of local laws and regulations, Elon.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Brilliant.
No notes.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
There’s those tiny regressive Republican 1950’s entitled white thumbs 👍🏻”AYYYYYYYYYY!!!”👍🏻
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Twitter. Twitter twitter twitter.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Xitter. Xitter xitter xitter.
(pronounced shitter)
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Also
‘He took to Twitter and tweeted a tweet.’
Should now be
‘He took to Xitter and xat a xit.’
The X being pronounced ‘sh’ every time.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I also like referring to it as Shitler
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Calling it by its dead name I see.
yamanii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
First time I saw a print of the headline I thought it was fake lmao.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like an old kind of onion headline, before someone fucked with the timeline and realities got mixed up.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On behalf of Banko del Tesoro Nacional de Veracruz Y Pavon Familia Santiago Amen de Guadalupe de Saltillo, gracias, muchisisimas gracias senior Musko!
TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Brazilians don’t speak spanish
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 month ago
Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about this younger picture that he deleted?
Wino@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
This was the first warning. We all saw him cosplay as a Matrix extra, and we did laugh at him, but we didn’t bully this dork ass bitch enough.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.
Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.
Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.
FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That should be the header image for c/blunderyears
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
if your readers realize they keep dry heaving whenever they click one of your articles you will soon have no more readers.