Keep in mind this is “X, the everything app”. Musk expects it to be your one stop on the internet for everything, including online banking.
Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank
Submitted 5 weeks ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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DemBoSain@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Anyone who wants the internet to be like this… It’s hard to describe adequately.
The idea makes me as angry as I was when I was a kid and first heard about the destruction of the library of Alexandria. It is a deep dark rage.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
"Why do one thing well when you can be bad at everything instead"
- Leon Kums
Senseless@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
PayPal is already shitty enough at it is, we don’t need another crappy payment app.
M0115732@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Did Musk e-transfer it himself? How could Xitter possibly mess this up?
jeffw@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well, when you fire all the competent people solely so that you can brag about the number of people you fired…
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Trump’s government efficiency guy in action, folks!
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
This is why you don’t fire your local team in charge of local laws and regulations, Elon.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Brilliant.
No notes.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
There’s those tiny regressive Republican 1950’s entitled white thumbs 👍🏻”AYYYYYYYYYY!!!”👍🏻
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Twitter. Twitter twitter twitter.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Xitter. Xitter xitter xitter.
(pronounced shitter)
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Also
‘He took to Twitter and tweeted a tweet.’
Should now be
‘He took to Xitter and xat a xit.’
The X being pronounced ‘sh’ every time.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I also like referring to it as Shitler
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Calling it by its dead name I see.
yamanii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
First time I saw a print of the headline I thought it was fake lmao.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s like an old kind of onion headline, before someone fucked with the timeline and realities got mixed up.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
On behalf of Banko del Tesoro Nacional de Veracruz Y Pavon Familia Santiago Amen de Guadalupe de Saltillo, gracias, muchisisimas gracias senior Musko!
TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Brazilians don’t speak spanish
Banichan@dormi.zone 5 weeks ago
Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What about this younger picture that he deleted?
Wino@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
This was the first warning. We all saw him cosplay as a Matrix extra, and we did laugh at him, but we didn’t bully this dork ass bitch enough.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.
Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.
Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.
FireWire400@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That should be the header image for c/blunderyears
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
if your readers realize they keep dry heaving whenever they click one of your articles you will soon have no more readers.