Keep in mind this is “X, the everything app”. Musk expects it to be your one stop on the internet for everything, including online banking.
Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank
Submitted 6 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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DemBoSain@midwest.social 6 months ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Anyone who wants the internet to be like this… It’s hard to describe adequately.
The idea makes me as angry as I was when I was a kid and first heard about the destruction of the library of Alexandria. It is a deep dark rage.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 months ago
"Why do one thing well when you can be bad at everything instead"
- Leon Kums
Senseless@feddit.org 6 months ago
PayPal is already shitty enough at it is, we don’t need another crappy payment app.
M0115732@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Did Musk e-transfer it himself? How could Xitter possibly mess this up?
jeffw@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, when you fire all the competent people solely so that you can brag about the number of people you fired…
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Trump’s government efficiency guy in action, folks!
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
This is why you don’t fire your local team in charge of local laws and regulations, Elon.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Brilliant.
No notes.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 months ago
There’s those tiny regressive Republican 1950’s entitled white thumbs 👍🏻”AYYYYYYYYYY!!!”👍🏻
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Twitter. Twitter twitter twitter.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Xitter. Xitter xitter xitter.
(pronounced shitter)
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Also
‘He took to Twitter and tweeted a tweet.’
Should now be
‘He took to Xitter and xat a xit.’
The X being pronounced ‘sh’ every time.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I also like referring to it as Shitler
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Calling it by its dead name I see.
yamanii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
First time I saw a print of the headline I thought it was fake lmao.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s like an old kind of onion headline, before someone fucked with the timeline and realities got mixed up.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On behalf of Banko del Tesoro Nacional de Veracruz Y Pavon Familia Santiago Amen de Guadalupe de Saltillo, gracias, muchisisimas gracias senior Musko!
TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Brazilians don’t speak spanish
Banichan@dormi.zone 6 months ago
Why do they keep using younger pictures of him for these articles? Why don’t they show him the way he is right now?
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What about this younger picture that he deleted?
Wino@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
This was the first warning. We all saw him cosplay as a Matrix extra, and we did laugh at him, but we didn’t bully this dork ass bitch enough.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everytime I think I’m a little “out there”, I remember THIS dork exists, which frees up my mind to do other things.
Like put on a mushroomhead XX logo painted jason mask, a diana ross wig, and flannel shirt so I could go to a Fiona Apple concert, mostly against my will, get up to the front of the stage and start waving my hand enthusiastically and yell “HI HIPPIE LADY!!! HELLO!!! HELLO HIPPIE LADY!!! HIIIIIII!!!” as her bassist had to walk off stage from laughing too much, Fiona Apple looking annoyed, and 2000 people all glaring daggers at me. Luckily the crowd was 100% females besides me. So no violence towards my antics actually took place.
Times are crazy. Especially when I remember that story is like 20 years old.
FireWire400@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That should be the header image for c/blunderyears
pyre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
if your readers realize they keep dry heaving whenever they click one of your articles you will soon have no more readers.