Do NOT forget your protractor.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.

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    • HessiaNerd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.

      Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.

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  • nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The walnuts are on a string and lubed.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you dare not

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  • turbulentMagma@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back against the wall, nuts in your face

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  • gggg@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is like bamboo torture, just slower

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• bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this what they call a protracted battle?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh you…

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• Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The way those boys are tied up, they could easily slip off the rope. Whatever Mr. Lloyd is about to do to them, looks like they don’t mind at all.

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