Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
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Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
Oh you…
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
The way those boys are tied up, they could easily slip off the rope. Whatever Mr. Lloyd is about to do to them, looks like they don’t mind at all.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you dare not
turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Back against the wall, nuts in your face
gggg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 month ago
It is like bamboo torture, just slower