I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
Appropriate
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Dav09@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4d6e67e6-81b7-48ce-8f59-e3da3785aed1.jpeg
Comments
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So real creatures from hell?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone… Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, “Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921.”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t see the difference.
pyre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don’t directly contribute to climate change.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Also according to an angry Italians fanfic of hell, its not really that hot there either. Some little bits of it are, mostly revolving around people who were generally assholes in life, and a non-zero number of recently deceased (See the 14th century) popes the author had an axe to grind with.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
The heatwave left me Shell shocked
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Then we start using the individual executives.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah! That’s the ticket!
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Chevron 2: Electric CO2
pyre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
2 Exxon 2 Mobil