Animal Attacks

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was playing my Gameboy at a picnic table. No food. Bastard stung my elbow. Fuck wasps and fuck anyone that defends them.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe you just sucked at the game and he wanted to motivate you to get good

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• Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get off the computer, you filthy wasp.

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  • Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I want to do it for you…

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally outside eating a peach with a wasp harassing me while reading this.

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  • Dabundis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally asking for it, how dare you attempt to enjoy a delicious seasonal fruit

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  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s late in the season. They should be more attracted to proteins to bulk for winter than simple sugars like they do early spring.

    (at least where I’m from they do this)

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    • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We put some raw chicken in a wasp trap once and my god, I’ve never seen so many wasps in one place. The thing was almost a quarter full by the end of the day.

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who gave wasps access to the internet?

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• RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again:

  FUCK WASPS

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As if stealing my food is supposed to justify it.

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  • Umbrias@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s a wasp, it is hungry.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasps generally won’t fuck with you, but here’s a pro tip.

  It’s been shown that they can recognize and remember human faces. No idea how they have enough wetware for that kind of pattern recognition, but whatever.

  So, do not look at them! And for damn sure don’t wave your arms about. If they think you’re any sort of threat, it’s game on.

  Had a nest over my front door for months and they didn’t hassle me or my pig, and we went in and out that door frequently. Pointedly ignoring them worked, but I finally nuked the nest so none of my friends would get stung.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wasps generally won’t fuck with you

    Someone never heard of yellowjackets 🙄

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  • atx_aquarian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d had this over my front door for however long it took for them to build it. My pest control service said the size of the nest can affect how aggressively defensive they might respond to perceived intruders. I guess maybe I was just lucky we caught this one before it got any more developed.

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  • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you have a potbelly? What’s the ownership experience like? I always wanted one as a kid but hadn’t thought about them for years until just now!!

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