Most normal day in England.
Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea
Submitted 3 months ago by Streamwave@feddit.uk to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/
Comments
themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
kandoh@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I challenge thee to a duel.
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“The wrong kid died”
Naich@lemmings.world 3 months ago
Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.
Inucune@lemmy.world 3 months ago
UK needs machete control laws.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 months ago
But, but, I use it for home defense. If I’m ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 months ago
and a mass dispersal order was put into place
I.e “Piss off and do this somewhere else.”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Were they fighting over an XR3i?
rah@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Paywall :-(
dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net 3 months ago
The rollercoaster in the back ground 🤌🤌🤌💋
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can’t even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.
Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.
sirico@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Timmy died that day mate
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today
Streamwave@feddit.uk 3 months ago
They just need a hug
modeler@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Which is difficult to give without that arm