Mario for president

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

  “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

  And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

  Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

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  • boredtortoise@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tax the rich with blue shells

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

    This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

    We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮‍💨

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though

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  • takeda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe the brain got swollen from all that horse paste?

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances

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  • ZeroTemp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about the Lemon Party?

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  • metaStatic@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they already said Republican party

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