“we buy scrap metal” would have been better
A story in two parts
Submitted 3 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Principles baby
madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!
janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
I don’t think it’s been a year yet.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 months ago
You know what they say. One man’s cybertruck is that man’s garbage bin.
tyler@programming.dev 3 months ago
Think it would have been funnier in the other order
DannyMac@lemm.ee 3 months ago
You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now
hotpot8toe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
haha cybertruck is shit! super original joke that I am not tired of hearing
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.
Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.
moody@lemmings.world 3 months ago
Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.
renzev@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s not a joke tho?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Perfect ending.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story the actually ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.