Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.
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Nougat@fedia.io 2 months ago
Hitting people isn't funny.
Edit: I guess about half of you think that hitting people is funny.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 months ago
…or in food service and had a 10 top walk I. the door 5 min before closing on a slow ass night
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I don’t know what that means, exactly, but 10 sounds too much in any case.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The number indicates how many people are at the table. A “4 top” is 4 people at a table, and pretty standard. A “10 top” is not only 2.5x as many people as normal, it’s also chaotic to seat and serve normally. You will also generally have to split out bills, some times in a complex way. Worst of all, the size of the table diffuses responsibility for tipping, generally leading to paltry or no tips.
So it’s a hard table, that won’t pay well, right before you were about to go home for the night.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me, travelling with a 7kg/15lbs while my wife is 1kg/2lbs under the maximum limit I appreciate what you do for women.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:
Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.
Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”
Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
That’s why your BDSM parties fail.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Hitting people isn’t funny. It’s hot. 😏
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Tom and Jerry: bet
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Yes it is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick
sparkle@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Violence solves all of our problems
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 months ago
Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.
OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have now been banned from midwest.social/c/truecomics
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
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